Pairing: None, faintest hint of B/D
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don't own Bodie, Doyle, Cowley, McKay or The Mikado.
Notes: Written for The Safehouse pun title challenge, this is a filk using Three Little Maids From School Are We from The Mikado by Gilbert and Sullivan.

The McKay-Do

THE THREE.
Three CI5 agents are we.
Deadlier men you ne'er did see,
Following orders from Cowley.
Three CI5 agents!

TOM-TOM.
Loads of targets for my shotgun. (Chuckle)

PEEP-BODIE.
Walking's not safe, so I'd rather run! (Chuckle)

PRETTY-RAY.
I'll go first; you just watch my bum! (Chuckle)

THE THREE.
Three CI5 agents!

THR THREE.
Three secret agents legendary,
Trained to keep Joe Public and Merry
Old England rose and lavendary!
Three CI5 agents!
Three CI5 agents!

TOM-TOM.
One agent works on his own, Tom-Tom--

PEEP-BODIE.
Rant and rave while the RT's still on!

PRETTY-RAY.
Cowley's orders are to keep him calm!

THE THREE.
Three CI5 agents!
Three CI5 agents!

TOM-TOM
From three crack agents take one away.

PEEP-BODIE.
Two crack agents still in the fray--

PRETTY-RAY.
We'll do what it takes to save the day!

THE THREE.
Three CI5 agents!
Three CI5 agents!

THE THREE.
Three agents, all extraordinary,
One gunned down in a burst of glory!
He saved us and now we're sorry!
Three CI5 agents!
Three CI5 agents!

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